“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex.
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no porn and no crossovers? But I thought those were the point of fanfic.
…………………… BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAAAA
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